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How can she say he's bad?
Maw Maw says Buud is a little bad. Well she really says Buud is very bad. I just don’t see it. Now “Precious”, Maw Maw says, “does nothing wrong. I agree but my little Buud is perfect too.
Maw Maw says that Buud steals her pencils, takes them behind the sofa and chews off the erasers. Well, duh, who hasn’t done that?
Maw Maw says he collects paper, plastic, hair brushes and other small items and hides them under the bed. Doesn’t it seem to you that it’s better than having those things strewn all over the house?
Maw Maw says he’s always snitching peppermint candies from her purse. What’s Maw Maw doing eating all that candy anyway. It’s a health issue.
Maw Maw says you have to watch him as he likes to take people’s wallets and distribute the money. Now, I know that doesn’t sound good, but I think, with a little training that could fund our retirement.
Maw Maw says he runs to my lap when she scolds him. I love it!
Maw Maw says he plays too rough with Precious. She’s always scolding with, “Buud, no roughhousing!” Robin, our daughter says that when Precious came to live with us she had “a little junk in her trunk”. She’s getting svelte now. Roughhousing is a good thing.
Maw Maw says he hides when she calls him or is looking for him. No comment!
I’m sorry, Maw Maw, but I see no flaws in my little boy. I see only perfection.
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Maybe MAW MAW has forgotten that she is living with royalty,. It seems to me that NUUD was crowned KING BUUD and to my knowledge he’s never lost his crown. As being king of his castle he has every right to whatever his little heart desires.
Comment by KATHY June 23, 2011 @ 4:27 pmSo what if he desires to be a little stinker at times. He’s
KING BUUD. So get used to it MAW MAW he’s perfect as all kings are and he’s got the crown to prove it. HAIL KING BUUD
My apologies are extended to PRECIOUS. As the sister to KING BUUD this entitles her to the title of PRINCESS PRECIOUS. So get used to it BEN you’re living with royalty not the other way around, that is to say royalty is living with you.
Comment by LATHY June 25, 2011 @ 7:18 amDon’t forget…if they are royalty, so are Maw Maw and I.
Comment by benmat2 June 27, 2011 @ 9:42 am